Hey, Pencil Pushers-- get the lead out and check out the latest "Scares" from 5 Minute Horror. It's... "The Pencil"!
They say the pen is mightier than the sword. I don't know about that, but the pencil is sure mightier than the vampire. Just goes to show you, Vlad, stay away from the scribblers at Starbucks-- they may not be the sharpest tool in the box, but at least they have a point.